A list compiled by the U. Consumer Product Safety Commission has revealed all of the most baffling things that have been found in people's vaginas this year. And to think, you reckoned this year couldn't get any weirder.
It cleans itself. That's what vaginal discharge is for, after all. Having a clear or white-ish discharge is perfectly healthy, and it flushes out bacteria and old cells to prevent any unwanted pathogens from entering the uterus.
As the most sensitive body part of the human body, women have taken matters into their own hands by making their vaginas multi-purposeful. From a storage unit to a handy place for guns and knives, women have lodged a plethora of objects into the gaping hole for sexual escapades or heinous crimes. Needless to say, this unusual use of storage has led emergency room ER physicians to see a handful of ER visits with patients inserting or ingesting foreign bodies into the most unusual places.
Tens of thousands of people are busy exploring No Man's Sky againdiscovering all sorts of weird and wild sights in the procedurally generated galaxy. Below I've gathered up the weirdest of what players have found, but first let's start with a few of my discoveries. Probably the oddest moment I've had this past week was when I warped into a star system and found myself staring at a moon that appeared to be sporting a rather massive vagina on its surface. I know there have been plenty of players who have use terrain tools to sculpt dongs on planets, but this is vagina so big you can see it from space, and it isn't the result of player shenanigans.
What does her vagina look like? And her vagina? There are so many vaginas out there and they all look different, like flowers, or Georgia O'Keeffe paintings.
I am talking about other foreign objects and strange practiceslike:. Jade eggs were once used by Chinese royalty to keep their peach in peak condition for their emperors and now have come back into fashion. They have been said to increase pleasure, energy, and balance — to your vagina.
Today, xoJane deputy editor Mandy Stadtmiller blogged about seeking gynecological help to retrieve a tampon that had been stuck in her vagina for several weeks. Anna advised that I squat on the floor like one of those natural childbirth La Leche people, and it worked. It was there.
Culling emergency-room data from the U. Consumer Product Safety Commission, the online magazine organised the list by cavity — ranging from the nostrils to the nether regions. American ears, for example, attracted all sorts of odds and ends, from an unspecified chess piece to a deceased beetle.
The question of what women want has been baffling people for years. Many books, papers, irate blogs, pick-up artist seminars, films, art, and music have been devoted to this pressing topic, each one seeming to contradict the last. If we are to believe fan fiction erotica involving characters from books, TV and movieswhich is primarily written by women, women want to see Severus Snape from Harry Potter get it on with a Teletubby.
One, because the woman involved could recognize herself and feel betrayed. Yes, some items are that unusual. The other reason is that the unfortunate sequence of events that ends with a visit to my OB-GYN practice or the emergency room is almost always the unanticipated consequence of sexual experimentation. Lots of objects seem sexually adventurous until the moment one realizes they are not.